The Boy Came Unplugged

I still think Clara’s wearing Rassilon’s Ring. Calling it again. 

Smartphone Notes From Japan

The attendant on my flight said, “Hold the passengers back when the emergency happens.” You have to love sitting in the emergency seat on foreign airlines.

I wish all my Japanese would return.

I did not account for long lines at the Osaka airport. I’m in the wrong city. Shit. I will manage.

I’m starving and re-budgetting in my head. This should be interesting.

I need Internet access. 

So far Japan is a cluster fuck. I’ve been lost on the JR Rail system all day.

But it will get better. I want some lunch and water. It has been a long time since I have hydrated myself. I feel like a Gunslinger of Gilead.

So. Kyoto it is. 

Fucccccccck.

Should have bought a ticket to Tokyo.

I gave up hope. I back tracked to Kyoto and caught the shinkansen. I missed the Osaka shinkansen. Whatever. 

My first ever sushi in Japan was not as fresh as I would have liked, but dammit, I was hungry and the railroad kiosk called to me.

I am useless without the internet. If not useless, a lot less useful. I can’t wait to be in Tokyo. I’ve missed my hostel check-in by a lot. I hope they still let me stay. 

The Japanese look completely different than Koreans. They look more real. Less like dolls. It takes leaving Korea to see how beauty obsessed their culture is.

I’ve been all over Tokyo. There is definitely more walking invoked on vacation than in my day to day life. 

I am sitting at the Crossover lounge in Roppongi drinking a heineken of all beers. It was on special and they are playing Jonsi on the stereo. Korea would never play Jonsi. Now the Japanese bar has transitioned into the Offspring. What a strange combination of music.

The beat diner in Ginza, Tokyo, the posh side of the city, is one of the best burgers I’ve eaten. It is topped with a poached egg, avocado, bacon, and some creamy mayo based sauce. It is as good as a Mid City Grill burger and it is five times the price.

Editors are garlic. Delicious with the right writer.

thetimidherbivore asked: Yeah, I just finished the first season and started episode 1 of season 2. I just don't know what to do with my life after seeing those people and those episodes. Also, I saw a dirty lie on the internet about Owen Harper dying. That is a complete dirty lie...right?

All I can say is Jack’s luck with friends rivals the Doctor’s.